i dont get any of that money
born to die by choking victim
born to run by bruce springsteen and the e street band
born this way by lady gaga
the variety of the illumantis
and there's still this
also i made a youtube video of hilary duff and peterbd reviewed it:
here is peterbd's review of my youtube video i put on youtube just for peterbd
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a review of hot hilary duff dancing (by peterbd)
before i hit play, i was like 'damn, this video is called 'hot hilary duff dancing.' i also thought 'i remember hilary duff used to be really big' and also 'hilary duff is paid.' so i click on the video and don't see hilary duff. i see something that looks like a mouse. i assume the name of the mouse is hilary duff. was kinda uncomfortable at first since i don't like mice and have zero tolerance for their existence. so the video continues. i hear words in the background. it sounds like a movie. i hear 'was it a wet dream.' pretty cool that i heard this as i overheard people talking about wet dreams today. seemed relevant to my life or something. i can't hear the rest of what they're saying. the mouse is acting kind of shy. she's avoiding the camera while sniffing a box or drawer. can't tell what it is. i'm still pretty disgusted by the mouse. a song has started playing. i don't know if it's part of the movie or if hilary duff's owner put on some tunes. the song sounds pretty mellow. i really like it actually. hey hilary duff's owner, what's the name of this song? this mouse has red ass eyes. it's probably an albino. must've had a tough life being an albino mouse. albino mice are usually segregated from other types of mice which sucks. fuck those other mice, hilary duff. you're cool. i like you now. 'i thought to myself 'this mouse is pretty cool.' hilary duff's owner gets all up in hilary duff's grill. hilary duff don't seem to mind. hilary duff appears used to this type of attention. she probably has paparazzi on her ass everyday. hilary duff begins sniffing the lens. kinda cute. can't believe i called a mouse cute. first time for everything i guess. hilary duff's owner beings to play with her. they have a really nice relationship it looks like. lots of camaraderie between owner and pet. haven't had a pet it years. makes me wish had a pet to play with right now. would like to meet hilary duff one day and see if i really conquered my fear. hilary duff is getting feisty now hahaha. i think hilary duff thinks she's a human. she probably tries to do her own grocery shopping or tries to drive vehicles and stuff. you're not a human, you're just a really cool mouse hilary duff. call me when i'm around your way hilary duff. according to the video caption, you live in brooklyn. i'm gonna be in brooklyn alot this summer. we could get all types of ratchet together. hit me up girl. i think hilary duff's owner is called her puff now. that's hilary duff's nickname. the video is over. i liked it. it was a fun video to watch. felt like i was voyeuring into a chill relationship between owner and pet. or friend. i like to think of hilary duff and her owner as friends. i give 'hilary duff dancing' anA. she has pretty sweet moves too. watch out beyonce
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lol he thinks hilary is a mouse but she is a rat
it is a beautiful day here in norwood massachusetts
the birds singing
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